#Free #FlashFiction: I’m a Google #Manufacturing #Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech By Ben KRONENGOLD | #satire #funny #AI

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A robot speaks about why he’s better than humans.  About 600 words or a 3 minute read.

“I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given preference to humans in the workplace. All I’m suggesting in this document is that humans’ underrepresentation in tech is not due to discrimination. Rather, it is a result of biological differences. Specifically, humans have a biology.”

Read the rest for free at McSweeneys.

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